Terrible Joke: 

A frog  goes into a bank and approaches  the teller.

He can see  from her nameplate that her  name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss  Whack, I’d like to get a  $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty  looks at the frog in disbelief  and asks his name.

The frog  says his name is Kermit  Jagger, his dad is Mick  Jagger, and that it’s okay, he  knows the bank manager.

Patty  explains that he will need to  secure the loan with some  collateral. The frog  says, "Sure. I have this,"  and produces a tiny porcelain  elephant, about an inch  tall, bright pink and perfectly  formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that  she’ll have to consult with the  bank manager and disappears  into a back office.

She finds the manager and says,  "There’s a frog called Kermit  Jagger out there who claims  to know you and wants to  borrow $30,000, and he wants to  use this as collateral." She  holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the  world is this?"

The bank  manager looks back at her  and says. "It’s  a knickknack, Patty Whack.  Give the frog a loan, His old  man’s a Rolling Stone."